I love looking at facebook relationships of gay couples (who never seem to last around here) and make guesses as to when they’re going to break up. Especially the one’s that have the notoriously slutty and never-staying-with-one-man guys.
Anonymous asked: You wear womens clothing? Not that I care, I'm kind of jealous that you do actually. The chicks get all the fabulous clothes. It's not fair. Haha.
I just bought this, this, and this because they’re cute and I had the money. Oh.
Once upon a time there was light in my life, now there’s only love in the dark.
You Haven’t Seen The Last Of Me from the Burlesque soundtrack on repeat. Get it, Cher.
I-i-it’s the Cataracts.
Kimmy and Erin both want me to come to Georgia. Oh. I DON’T KNOW HOW FAR AWAY THAT IS FROM FLORIDA.
I really need this trip to Florida. My head is so clouded with emotion and stress that .. a week full of laughing and smiling and nothing Kansas-related to stress me out is necessary. Mm.
My body is going to hate me for the next five days while we do a minute crash diet.
Shower time. :3
smallerinfinites asked: bryan! did you check out that swedish artist i told you about?
Alcohol still sounds bad. Fuck, I want this feeling to wear off.
whosejusticebeaver asked: hi (: you're adorable
ohmygoditscapitolbarbie reblogged your photoblock //soberisexy.bigcartel.com/ YOU MADE MY WHOLE WEEK. THANK YOU.
Fresh avocado is so delicious oh my GOD.
I’m loving all of these late night summer storms we’re having. They make the air smell so good and feel so cool. Hehe.
forever-fleeting replied to your post: asyouheldontome replied to your post: Watching a… The Spiders and dementors are killer! SEE CHEYENNE, SEE? I AM SO SCARED IT’S RIDICULOUS. CAN I CALL YOU BEFORE I GO ON CHEYENNE? PLEASE? :C
asyouheldontome replied to your post: Watching a video of the Wizarding World of Harry… YOU’RE GOING TO THE WIZARDING WORLD. WHAT. ugh, my jealousy of you is neverending. YES YES YES ON THE FOURTH! I’m watching ta video of the main attraction (Forbidden Journey) ride and everyone says it’s the most amazing ride ever invented but it’s really scary too, and I get scared so...
Watching a video of the Wizarding World of Harry Potter and I’m all teary. It’s only a matter of days until I get to be there and be super duper happy with Tess. UGH. YOU GUYS CAN’T UNDERSTAND MY EXCITEMENT.
white-knuckless asked: hey sexy
asyouheldontome replied to your post: I have the strangest urge to devote my whole day… BEST. URGE. EVER. bryan i love you I love you more pudding pop. :3 I’m still waiting for that damned postcard.